Player: Kid Kilovolt

Character Bio

This week Percy Winkley was was kidnapped by ghost pirates. During his captivity he discovered the direction to Monkey Island?.
Preheat pot to 450 degrees. Add the following ingredients:
1 Cinnamon stick
4 Leaves of Mint
1 Human Skull (pressed)
1 squirt Squid ink
2 pts Monkey Blood
1 Live Chicken
3 oz. Brimstone
1 or more of the following: pyridoxine hydrochloride, zinc oxide, yellow eight, mine mononitrate and BHA
Let bubble over low flame until thickened. Serves crew of one. Caution: If sauce curdles soup may form into a sentient being.

Knowing he didn't have all the ingredients, Percy was forced to improvise. He added the following ingredients:
1 Branch of Tree of life
4 Leaves from a Blackrose
1 Fir Bolg head (squashed)
1 squirt Lusca ink
2 pts Ritky Monkey Blood
1 Rascal
3 oz. rotten snake eggs
1 Kheldian Blood Sample

Needless to say Percy never made it to Monkey Island? but he did wind up with a sentient creature; half plant, half animal, three quarters fairie, and 7/16 Hamm

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