Player: @Sailboat

Character Bio

Everybody's heard Theseus killed me.  Well, it's like this -- Theseus was actually a pretty good guy, he would never have hurt a drinking buddy. . . but the Attic Greeks were great liars.  He offered me his shield to show him the way out of the Labyrinth, but when he got home, he had to brag a little.

Speaking of tale-tellers, that Ulysses could talk my horns off!  Drank like Dionysus, too.  Take my advice, DO NOT accept a ride home from him.

And the whole "children sacrificed to the bloodthirsty Minotaur" meme?  Field trips.  I used to show students around the maze for a few drachmas.  How did it get all blown out of proportion?  Well, the Greeks weren't the first nor the last parents to worry about their kids hanging around with a single guy who lives in his parents' basement.

The axe?  The Labrys, the symbol of Minoan kingship.  Double-bitted and made from an alloy -- LITERALLY cutting-edge Bronze Age technology!

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