Player: @Garcia Vega

Character Bio

Willy tried to kick me out because I was a bad influence.  Yeah, I taught the others the right way to "use" Fizzy Lifting Drinks and Gobstoppers!  Big deal, it ain't Pop Rocks and Coke!  I had him, I swear, but that bleepin' cane has a taser  in it!  I was bound gagged and put in a boat.  I drifted to Mercy Island and was thrown in jail by some bitch ass Longbow! I mean, who the hell are they??? I had  never heard of of 'em before I got here. Anyway, I got out during that big breakout a while back, and I ain't goin' back!!!!

Longbow can eat my Oompa Loompa Doompety Doo Doo!

Something in the air out here is making me change, I'm getting stronger, hell, I feel taller!  If the others Oompa Loompas could see me now, I bet they all would want a piece of Willy's  Ass!  Ha!!!

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