Player: Kid Kilovolt

Character Bio

When I was your age, Pluto was a planet, and a damned cold one, at that.  The only life forms inhabiting it were these sentient fungoid beings with crustacious exo-skeletons and feelers for mouths. Mi-Go, they were called, and when one had a hankerin' to study something, it would fly across the vastness of space just for the chance!  'Course, if it was YOU it wanted to study, it would then remove your brain, place it in a jar, and carry you back to Yuggoth (aka Pluto) and add you to its living library of Earth information.  Guess you might call it the Cephalopedia, if you were familiar with current Earth information systems.  Or I might call it that, if I wasn't stuck in a jar on planet Yuggoth...

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