Player: Grouchybeast

Character Bio

NEURON TECHNOLOGIES UNLIMITED presents the COCKTAIL COMPANION: a SPECIALIST COMPANION for the LEISURE INDUSTRY.

Augment your BAR OR CLUB with this unique combination of MIXOLOGIST, HOSTESS and BOUNCER! The CC works 24 hours, takes no sick days, is 100% honest and always respects YOUR VALUED CUSTOMERS*. CHILLING DRINKS TO PERFECTION with NTU's patented thorax-mounted THERMAL INVERSION TECHNOLOGIES, the CC gives SERVICE WITH A SMILE. It even provides an economical alternative to air con! Finally, the CC deploys our latest NON-LETHAL(TM)** SONIC SUPRESSION SYSTEM to pacify dissatisfied patrons.

SURPRISE your customers! Serve up a COCKTAIL COMPANION today!

* Independent research shows that CCs improve revenue and cut costs***.
** 'Non-Lethal' is a trademark and not a guarantee. Why not take out NTU insurance for added peace of mind? CALL FOR A QUOTE TODAY! 
*** Excludes costs due to serious and fatal injury.

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