Player: Grouchybeast

Character Bio

NEURON TECHNOLOGIES UNLIMITED brings you a HOT NEW SELLER in the field of COMPANION TECHNOLOGY!

As well as ALL THE BENEFITS of the classic HOME COMPANION, the CONSTANT COMPANION is a TOTAL HOME DEFENSE system for TOTAL PEACE OF MIND.

The CC uses our patented INTELLIGENT TARGET SCAN* to tell friend from foe. Equipped with the latest in AUDIO-VISUAL NON-LETHAL(TM)** CONTROL SYSTEMS, the CC moves fast to disable intruders and defend YOUR LOVED ONES. In an emergency, the CC draws on its UNLIMITED INBUILT POWER SOURCE to neutralize even the most serious threats***.

PROTECT YOUR FAMILY! Take home a CONSTANT COMPANION today!


*Independent tests show ITS selects the correct target with up to 95% accuracy!
** 'NON-LETHAL' is a trademark and does not constitute a guarantee. NTU cannot be held liable for inconvenience, injury or death occasioned by misuse, malfunction or over-zealous action on the part of your CC.
*** Engaging Emergency Mode may cause slight radioactive fallout. Use responsibly.

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