Character Profile
- Level:
- 50
- Server:
- Triumph
- Primary:
- Sonic Attacks
- Secondary:
- Radiation Emission
- Patron:
- Mu Mastery
- Infamy:
- 57,073,134
- Experience:
- 39,149,119
- Last Seen:
- 4381 days ago
Geiger Countess
Character Bio
Former researcher Virginia Vansen was transformed by an ill-fated game of Truth or Dare at a Crey holiday party. Though the exact details of that fateful game have been lost to time and egg nog, she can recall putting weapons-grade plutonium, a bullhorn, and can of non-dairy creamer into a microwave. Setting the microwave on "baked potato" she was challenged to sing the entirety of the Gilbert & Sullivan classic "Sweet Little Buttercup" before the timer ran out.
The explosion caused by "The Buttercup Incident" levelled an entire floor of a Crey research facility.
With most of her division killed or mutated, her employment was quickly terminated for "abuse of
kitchenette privileges". Finding herself scarred, irradiated, unable to sing below 80 dB, and with no chance of the shift supervisor promotion she'd been hoping for, Virginia began a campaign of terror. Dubbing herself The Geiger Countess, she dedicated her life to the destruction of office parties everywhere.
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