Player: Killerhurtz

Character Bio

He lives vicariously through himself
He once had an awkward moment just to see how it felt
He once taught a German Shepherd to bark in Spanish
His personality is so magnetic he is unable to carry credit cards
He never says something tastes like chicken, not even chicken
His blood smells like cologne
Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number
His stand on pick-up lines: "There's a time & a place for them, the time is never; the place you can figure out on your own"
He's a lover, not a fighter; but he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas
His shirts never wrinkle
His pillow talk is years ahead of its time
He's never lost a sock
He once gave an autograph in sign language
He speaks fluent French, in Russian
His stand on rollerblades: "No"
He is the only person to ace a Rorschach test
He was once found guilty of being innocent
He didn't just taste fear, he ordered seconds
And he CAN believe its not butter 
 
He is the most interesting man in the world

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