- Kinetic Melee
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- 3723 days ago
"A mean boy from south London, lookin' for a place to stick his blades."
So I says to me mum, "Ma, I gotta head to the US, see? That's where they got all these yoyos where crime is jus' insane, y'know? An' since I got these effin' 'magic chains' that you bought for me, and SINCE they're CURSED where I can't take 'em OFF (thanks, mum), don't you think it's about time I DID something with this and took it to America?"
Me mum says, "Don't go blamin' yer bad luck on your sweet old mama, you nasty Rex! I shoulda (yadda yadda)." And THEN she says, "But innit lucky that you're possessed by some great fighting spirit now? I mean, you can finally BE sumthin', instead o' going to bars allatime and (yadda yadda yawn)."
So I says, "FINE, mum! I'm goin' to America, I'm gonna FORGET that you bought me cursed chains that turn me into some sadistic combat whassit, and I'm gonna figger out me fortunes the HARD way!"
So that's how I showed up here, y'know? Me mum, she means well. Daft as a duck, though. Y'know?
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