Player: FlameBailador

Character Bio

Everyone calls me Kentucky, or "Kintucky".  I'm not sure what happened.  One day I'm working with my Uncle Orville in the barn on some concoction that's supposed to make his horse win the Kentucky Derby, and then there's this purple "Poof!".  The next thing I know, I zap Uncle Orville and I can outrun the horse!  Well, then Uncle Orville gets it in his head that he can hook me up to a couple of car batteries and a rusty ol' alternator, and give all my new speed to the horse.  But, heck, that don't work none - now I'm all charged up like someone done rubbed a balloon all over a hound dog on a dry day.  Now don't that beat all...

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