Character Profile
- Level:
- 23
- Server:
- Freedom
- Primary:
- Super Strength
- Secondary:
- Willpower
- Infamy:
- 5,214,680
- Experience:
- 249,346
- Last Seen:
- 5210 days ago
The
Bubba Bob
Character Bio
"Bubba Bob? Well, just take my word for it... you don't want to be caught in the woods alone with that guy." - Statesman
"I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. But I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe." - Bubba Bob
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause man, they're gone." - BB
"A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby." - BB
"I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then we had some growing up to do." - BB
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