Player: @PhoenixCE

Character Bio

Theme Song - Metallica - Fuel

Topically applied fluoride doesn't prevent tooth decay! It does render teeth detectable by spy satellite!

The plastic tips at the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister!

There was a magic bullet. It was forged by Illuminati mystics to prevent us from learning the truth!

Secret messages... encoded in amino acid chains in carb-free breakfast bars...

Toons that truely suck at PvP:
Dave the Cricket aka the Grasshopper
Alator Great Hoss
Funky Chunky

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