Player: Crime_of_fashion

Character Bio

Yes, yes I am. I am Audio Shock, lead singer/songwriter/manager/Messianic figure of YOUR favourite band, Audio Proletariat. Yes, I know you own all my albums. I
know you've learned all the words. I know you've never washed that shirt you wore to our sell-out gig at Madison Square Garden. Heck, I'm just that awesome, right?
So why am I here, beating up the kind of people who're so divorced from society they've never even heard my number one single, "The lost art of shutting the hell up"? Well, the agent said it might help boost sales. I know, I know, like I NEED extra sales. But the chicks dig a hero, right? I'm not in this for the good vibes or the safety of Paragon City. I'm in this because people who've just had their purses snatched can't buy more albums. I'm in this so YOU will buy my album. Go on. You know you want to.

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