Player: freds shadow

Character Bio

My father's the big villain called 'Your Master'. Stupid name, I know.

He'd called a press conference to announce to the world - via a select group of journalists - that yet another of his progeny was taking up a life of crime. Five brothers had followed in his villainous footsteps, and it was a given that his only daughter and his youngest son would do the same.

Alan, Gary and Mick were there, my brothers. My younger brother, Barry, had decided to sit it out. I thought it was good sense; I'd wanted to sit it out too. But as it happened, he'd sat it out because he'd been busy selling us out to the local do-gooders.

So there I was on the stage, dressed in a stupid costume (thanks, dad), him giving me a bow, the press yelling to know what I was calling myself, and me shouting 'I wanna gun!' when the cops burst in.

Dad ported away, a trick he'd neglected to teach me. My brothers quietly disappeared. And I got sent to the Zig with my stupid costume, stupid bow, and worst of all, my stupid name.

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