Player: Flashtoo

Character Bio

Experts are calling this the 'End of Days.' An amazing thing has happened where a hurricane has collided with a tornado, forming what you would call a 'Tornadocane.' How is that different from a hurricane or a tornado? Well, for one thing, it's developed cognitive thought. Much like the sharks in the film "Deep Blue Sea," the Tornadocane is learning and adapting. Not only does it cause expected devastations such as blackouts and structural damage, but it also commits more human crimes, like breaking and entering, and identity theft. The Tornadocane will use strong winds to separate you from your wallet, and then run up big charges at Circuit City or strip clubs.

The five day forecast - Sunday: Tornadocanes. Monday: Snow, rain, and fire. Tuesday and Wednesday: The sun goes black. And on Thursday, it explodes. Repent, witches! Repent!

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