Player: @Andra

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Recipe for Arachnos Crab Puff

1 Rogue Isles recruit, live, small in stature, preferably bitter
1 suit of Arachnos Crab Spider armor, petite, extra small
1 assault rifle, small, sawed off
10 cans spray paint, pink

Spray armor and rifle liberally with pink paint and allow to dry as directed on the can. Encase recruit, willingly or unwillingly, in pink Crab Spider suit. Indoctrinate recruit in Arachnos fundamentals for 24 hours or until recruit loses consciousness. Season recruit, to taste, with mild electric jolts. Issue pink assault rifle. Unleash on society immediately and enjoy!

Serving suggestion: For a fancier Crab Puff with leggy flair, garnish with the Crab backpack at Threat Level 24!

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