Player: @eryntzun

Character Bio

Dr. Samira "The Good Witch of the Tokitok'd" Carter was once a normal human being until one fateful day in 2006. Having a Ph.D. in Astrophysics and Internet Asshattery, she excelled at handling fekkwads on The Interwebs who take pretend people in games too seriously. Those people who complained about her bio were sent across time and space to a Special Hell. This place is reserved for 4chan regulars, AOLkiddies, braindead Facebook sheep, and PMing Power Level Spambots.

Any complaints about resemblence to one of my favorite science fiction characters are purely a waste of your time. If you're that keen on a rant about my character, please address all diatribes or (preferably) blue jell-o to: getfrelled@aerynsun.com.

Your comments may possibly be answered by a surley automated system named General "Ack Jay" O'Neilll of the Three L's and a silent Q.

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