Player: ebrown2112

Character Bio

Owen Pfeiffer can only be described as a sick bastard. (Well, actually, he can be described as a few other things, but we'll stick with "sick bastard".) He claims to be the cousin of Freddy McCallahan (a.k.a. the hero Napalm Clown) from the same alternate future where Vaughn Bannister (a.k.a. Future Waffles) originated (see Future Waffles, Napalm Clown). Pfeiffer could be lying, delusional, or both; Bannister claims not to know Pfeiffer, and McCallahan denies having a cousin named Owen (Pfeiffer has vowed to destroy both men for repudiating his claims). But make no mistake: Owen's raison d'

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