Player: Grouchybeast

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PORTAL CORP REPORT: CONFIDENTIAL Dimension: Xi Epsilon 19-71

Initial Survey Summary: This alternate Earth appears to have suffered one or more catastrophic radiation events. We were unable to determine if this was due to human nuclear weapons or alien invasion, as all human life has been eradicated. The surface is highly hostile, with lethal radiation levels and extreme temperatures.

Sentient life survey: Incomplete, due to hazardous conditions. Some indications of group culture and technological scavenging amongst subterranean creatures possibly derived from the order Blatteria.

Recommendations: Seal portals, monitor any future breach. Interdimensional access must be restricted in both directions.

You know how people say that after the holocaust, the only things left will be the cockroaches? Well, damn. I don't even want to think about the bug spray and 'roach motels we'd need if those critters got a foothold over here. (Handwritten note.)

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