Player: storm1984

Character Bio

I am TV's Frank Coniff. Once a beloved cast member of Mystery Science Theather 3000, I left that show in pursuit of loftier goals. Writer/producer on Invader ZIM, producer/guest star Sabrina the Teenage Witch, these seemed like they would be enough. Alas, I never felt the joy I did on MST3K. By the time I realized my true calling it was too late, the show had been cancelled. So, I snuck on to the mothballed set and stole the robots created for the show. Puppets you say! Pshaw! They were real! Joel Hodgeson was in fact a mad genius who created them and used the show as a ruse while he upgraded them for world domination. Fortunately for the world Joel was usurped by one Mike Nelson (a pacifist) preventing him from attaining his goals. The robots are mine to command now and I will use them to exact revenge on the corporate suits who caused the downfall of my one true calling in life: Playing TV's Frank on Mystery Science Theater 3000.

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