Character Profile

Villain
Level:
10
Server:
Champion
Supergroup:
Masque of the Red Death
Infamy:
80,247
Experience:
14,610
Last Seen:
5036 days ago

Republican Jesus

Player: Zanthyna

Character Bio

I am the Son of the vengeful God of the Bible. I believe that the best way to help the poor is through a robust, free market economy based on supply-side economics. We should help the least amongst us by abolishing the minimum wage and stopping efforts to provide universal health care for children.

I support tax cuts for the money changers in the Temple as well as an end to welfare and wasteful social services. I want you to love your white heterosexual male neighbors.

I support the wars in Iraq, Afganistan, and (soon to be) Iran. We need to keep dropping bombs on them until they stop hating us and renounce terrorism.

THOU SHALT NOT KILL: (except if it helps spread my message of "Thou shall not kill" or to stop those who are not pro-life).

THOU SHALT NOT MAKE UNTO THEE ANY GRAVEN IMAGE: (The best way to promote this message is with giant 10 Commandments statues).

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