Player: @Aragon the Bold

Character Bio

Boldly Brave Sir Jonas, went forth to Paragon. He was not afraid to die, oh Brave Sir Jonas! He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. Brave, Brave, Brave, Brave Sir Jonas!! He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken! To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away. And his limbs all hacked and mangled, Brave Sir Jonas!! His head smashed in and his heart cut out, And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged, And his nostrils raked and his bottom burnt off, And his pen---- We apologize....those who were responsible for this Bio have been sacked...

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