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Pinkbeard the Pirate
Yarr, I've been sailing the eight seas for three months now. And one of my maties said, "Ahoy, Pinkbeard the Pirate! There be a McCarl's King over there! Yarr, we could stop and buy a bike!" But the manager was extremely rude, so that's why I'm here in the Rogue Isles. To find the pony I never loved.
Ahoy, it's been a while since I've talked to anyone. Yessee, me crew mutinied on me and left me on a desert island for a few years. But now I be back, and I've replaced the crew with robots! Ninja robots! Being the pirate's natural enemy, they'd never suspect that! A pirate ship crewed by robot ninjas! Arrr, and I named them after me favorite podiatrists, dermatologists. and chiropractors.
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