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When Phoenix Dirk Dark was 16, the angry dad of an amorous 12 year-old cheerleader blacked his eye and knocked him down a manhole. When he came to, a wizened old wizard (or drunken transient) stood over him. The drunk wizened old transient wizard guy said, ?Shpeak my nuh?my nuhuh?my nuh...name, and y-you will guh?get the powersh of the godsh.? Then he passed out. When he landed he made a sound like, ?Smnjaf.?
Now, when Phoenix cries, "SMNJAF!", he gains the strength of Schwarzenegger, the speed of Jerome ?Nike? Miller (a local pickpocket), the wisdom of Betty Nesmith (the inventor of ?White Out?), the agility and clawy knuckles of Hugh Jackman (when he plays that fuzzy-faced ?W? guy), the reflexes of Mohammed Ali (a LONG time ago), and the charm and good looks of Nathan Fillion (You DO know who Nathan Fillion is?) Phoenix's registered hero name is Captain SMNJAF, but... Well, you can pretty much figure it out from there.
(Check out "The Consequences of War" arc 227331.)
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