Player: Inside-Earth

Character Bio

Internationally acclaimed gigolo. Forensic proctologist. Professional bubble-wrap popper. North American rodeo clown of the year. Twice. The mysterious champion known sporadically as Inside-Earth has been all of those and more. A victim of the cataclysmic earthquake that ravaged the area now known as Faultline, he was almost assured an undignified demise when his home was swallowed whole by a gaping fissure in the ground. Miraculously, instead of being crushed into a bloody pulp of flesh and bone, the unimaginable subterranean pressures imbued him with extraordinary abilities, like a shard of unremarkable coal transformed into a glittering diamond. What emerged afterwards was a new and unexpected, if somewhat ethically-challenged, hero of the people. Best left unexplained is his rumoured weakness, a lethal allergy to unwashed underwear.

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