Player: MonsoonMike

Character Bio

"In foreign lands, they've been known to drink Not-So-Cold Ones, Room Temperature Ones, and even Warm Ones.  But where I come from, it's Cuh-Hold Ones. Though I have to admit, on certain evenings in late spring, a Cool One can be very refreshing." --Strong Bad, Property of Ones

The beer dispensed is magical; when it fills a drinking vessel, it becomes the variety of beer that the drinker wants, becoming apple cider for underage drinkers or those who don't drink alcohol.  Any beer that's spilled on the floor disappears in seconds, leaving no stains or moisture.

Costume 1: St. Pauli Girl
Costume 2: Hooters Waitress
Costume 3: Champagne of Beers

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