Player: Pocket Nerd

Character Bio

What, you haven't heard of Dash Meteor? I shouldn't be surprised... none of you primitive monkeys have.

There I was, battling the Brain-Drainers from Dimension X. Didn't think it would be too hard, since I'm the guy who stopped the Saturnian Robot-People, as well as the Lunar Menace. (Dig: Where I'm from, EVERYBODY knows me.) I shot down their leader, the evil Commander Plutonium, followed his escape pod through a transdimensional wormhole... and wound up crash-landing here.

And pally, I hate your little mudball. Where I'm from, it's also the 21st century, but we did things worth jawing about. We accomplished all the keen stuff you only dreamed about in your old sci-fi rags: Food pills, hyper-atomic rocket ships, jetpacks, the works. You crumbs barely got to the moon.

And you laughed at my clothes, too.

So I figure I'll play the game my own way for a while. Sure, where I'm from, I'm a hero... but here, I'll settle for just grabbing a little salad while I try to find a way back home.

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