Player: Pocket Nerd

Character Bio

My story? Don't know much of it myself, to be honest. First thing I remember, ever, is waking up in some kind of liquid-filled tank. Had to smash my way out, since it didn't open from the inside. Once out, I found myself in a science lab designed by somebody seriously obsessed with death. Looked like a battle had happened there, too. Half the equipment had been smashed, and burns pocked the walls. The tank said "PROJECT SATURDAY," so I guess that's my name.

I noticed I wasn't looking too hot, either... and by that I mean stone dead. Grey skin, cold as ice, and no heartbeat. And lots of crude stitching everywhere: It looked like I'd been cobbled together from several different corpses. Great. Didn't even look like I was really... you know... finished.

But hey, being dead's not so bad. I save a ton on groceries (I don't eat) and I have plenty of time to read (I don't sleep). Someday I'd like to figure out who I was when I was alive... but by the look of me, that's gonna be a multiple choice answer.

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