Player: freds shadow

Character Bio

It's regarded as traditional for the hero to tell his or her or IT's story to an attentive assistant, who will type it into the system. Unfortunately, regretful errors do occasionally occur, and in fact, did so on the occasion of Lethargy Lass's turn to tell her story. Five minutes is the normal allotted time, but somehow she managed to take a full hour and thirty-seven minutes. Five managers, sixteen assistants, and 3 very reluctant caretakers bravely attempted to tell her that her time was over. Unfortunately, they all succumbed to sleep, or agonizing head-aches. One, an employee of sixteen years, is still running toward Georgia. Now, we have been told that this is the effect of her powers, to induce great boredom or pain in the head, or the urge to run, but we assert that she is simply a terrible story-teller, and even worse with jokes. Please don't get her started. It's for your own good.

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