Player: @Pollyanna Matronic

Character Bio

Any eight year old can tell you: the tyrannosaurus was one of the most awesome dinosaurs of all time. Capturing the hearts and minds of children everywhere, the t-rex has been the subject of countless fantasy games, movies, and picture books.

Yet the tyrannosaurus rex was inherently flawed.

Now - 65,000,000 years later - scientists have come up with a cure for that flaw. Through countless hours of genetic experimentation, they have lengthened her arms and turned her into a punching machine. Now able to pick up her food and cram its screaming form into her mouth directly, the t-rex is able to sustain herself indefinitely. Extinction is a concern of the past. And that, my friends, is trully excellent.

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