Player: Pocket Nerd

Character Bio

I grew up in Skyway. By the time I was 16, the gang problem was getting pretty bad. Dad tried to organize a neighborhood watch, but the Trolls beat him up pretty bad for it. He still walks with a limp 'cause of what they did to his leg.

I fought fire with fire. I started talking Superadine -- not much, just enough to give me an edge. It worked, too. I stopped some muggings and robberies, and even chased off some Trolls shaking down local stores for protection money. It felt good.

I didn't know the catch, though: Superadine makes you stupid. Know how Trolls always talk like "Rawr, me smash"? It's not 'cause they think it's cool. It's 'cause after five or six Supe overdoses, they need to take off their shoes to count past ten.

I got a perfect score on my SATs, and now balancing my checkbook is enough to give me cold sweats. But what can I do? The damage to my brain is already done, so if I stop taking Superadine I'll just be weak AND dumb. Guess I'll just help as much as I can for as long as I can.

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