- Force Field
- Assault Rifle
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- 3015 days ago
He's a monkey. In a suit. More to the point, he's a highly trained, highly intelligent monkey in a MARK-VII Simian Battle Suit, equipped with the latest in Force Field technology. But don't worry, the monkey is fully unharmed and whole beneath the armored hull of the suit. He works the controls with his little monkey hands and little monkey feet.
So he's a small monkey. In a fairly small battlesuit. With a big damned gun.
"Why?" you may find yourself asking. "Why would someone entrust what must be a very expensive and possibly dangerous piece of technology like this to a monkey?" Well, if you have to ask, you clearly do not understand science.
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