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Evil Doctor d20
Why hello there, ladies... It is I, the future Supreme Ninja Emperor of Earth, Bernard Green!
You may find this hard to believe, but I used to be a nobody. Living in my parents' basement, collecting comic books, watching anime (without subtitles, of course... I'm fluent in "Nihangu"--that means Japanese for you simpletons--because I'm awesome and have studied under a real live ninja master named Fred), and, of course, playing Crypts & Creatures every Friday night. I even used to get picked on and called "dork" and "nerd." But one day, I unearthed a magic d20 from the self-serve dice selection at the local hobby store, and gained magical powers that will surely afford me dominance over all the universe. Now I burn with the flaming awesomeness of a million awesome flaming ninjas!
So, would you like to come over to my parents' basement for a game of Crypts & Creatures this weekend...?
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