Player: Pocket Nerd

Character Bio

Height: 8'1" (8'9" if you include the haircut)
Weight: Slightly more than 4 dead circus clowns stuffed in a Volkswagen (don't ask why Smacko knows this)

Likes: The sound of bones splintering, ice cream sundaes, the smell of fear, the experimental cancer treatment that transformed him from a genteel accountant into a rampaging psychotic clown, moonlit walks through toxic waste processing centers, when children see him and cry

Dislikes: People who don't scream enough, cows, occasional bouts of lucidity, clown suits that aren't bloodstain-repellent, emo-kid poetry, guests who don't use coasters, people who scream too much, the color blue

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