Player: Pocket Nerd

Character Bio

No, I'm FISSIONette. Am I wearing an outfit that looks like it should be twirling around a brass pole in a shady club? No. So I'm FISSIONette. Not her. Jeez, I hate the way people get us mixed up all the time.

Mom and Dad were physicists at the U. of Chicago, and something happened to Mom while I was in utero. It changed me, and as I grew I found I could control the weak nuclear force. They always knew I'd be a hero, so they nicknamed me "Fissionette." They had no idea it would lead to people mistaking me for that nitwit.

I swear, that bouncy, blue-haired bimbo is the bane of my existence. The press can't tell us apart, either, and somehow she gets credit for all my best work, while I get blamed for her screw-ups. It's bad enough when the news leads off with "Fissionette kidnapped, again," but the crowning moment of suckitude was when I saved the city from a Vahzilok-engineered plague. Nice job, right? But guess what the newspapers said the next morning?

"FUSIONETTE SAVES CITY!"

Aaarrrgh!

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