Player: @Judgement Dave

Character Bio

As a young child, Montgomery Smythe-Kline-Beecham had always been fascinated by war stories. His favourite war hero was always Montgomery (because of the shared name) and he was enthralled by tales of battles with the desert rats. Monty wanted to grow up to be a famous soldier, and soon earned the nickname martial monty.

Sadly, young Monty never showed any skill towards the military arts tending more towards artistic and culinary endevours. And so it was that the elite catering branch of the SAS soon found a new recruit.

However after giving half his squad chronic food poisoning, they rebelled and shoved the right side of his face into the deep fat fryer! Badly scarred and having lost the use of one eye, Monty's soldiering days were over....

...until one fateful day, reading Warhound monthly (THE magazine for mercenaries and macho-wannabes), he saw the advert for the miasmatron 2000.

Now having ordered one (dark edition) and saving up for his own squad of mercs, Monty is a real soldier again.

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