- Contego Octavius
- Thorny Assault
- Leviathan Mastery
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In the tune "Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer" begin:
Pointy the young green fir tree was a very happy tree, he used to love the winter, all the snow and ceremony, all of the other fir trees used to stand magnificent, until the day the longbow into the forest they were sent.
They came with their sharp chainsaws hacking left and right, looking for the perfect tree for statesmans delight.
Pointy the p***ed off fir tree, pulled his roots up out the ground, with all his branches flapping, massacred all those around, then as the longbow closed in, with one final act of might, Pointy confused the whole lot as he fled into the night.
Now hes only after blood, pray it isn't yours, he'll keep searching everywhere til he's killed santa claus...
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