Player: @Chad GulzowMan

Character Bio

Seuss Sanders is a sad, sad man. He doesn't have any reason for this, of course--he's got a good job, grew up in a nice family, and went to a good college. But for some reason, he's just always been suicidally depressed ever since childhood.

Recent experiments on laboratory animals led the way to a breakthrough in psychotherapy, however. Much the same way that electro-shock therapy was used in the 60s and 70s, scientists have recently discovered that low bursts of gamma radiation to the brain can reverse the effects of long-term depression very effectively.

Seuss was suckered into a test experiment (he was too depressed to argue) and underwent a gamma burst procedure. Unfortunately, his poor diet and ridiculous homeopathic remedies acted with his prescription anti-depressants and absorbed the radiation differently than intended. The result was, whenever Seuss Sanders starts to feel sad, he transforms into a giant blue caveman!

Don't make him whiny; you wouldn't like him when he's whiny!

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