Player: @Oromatic

Character Bio

Papa was an Irishman, Mama was Comanche. They raised half a dozen wonderful children. The seventh was a hellion at birth, coming out sideways and delivering the first blow before the doctor could slap the breath into him.

He celebrated kindergarten graduation by giving himself his first tatto, with his mother's sewing needle and ink from a bic. He celebrated high school graduation by leaving Smalltown on his Harley for the Big city.

In a freak accident, 3 freaks in a VW microbus swerved to avoid a particularly vivid hallucination and caused a beer truck to jack knife and roll directly in front of our young hero-to-be. The massive wash of hops and barley interacted with a latent genetic mutation, causing him to develope the boldness and invulnerablity of the ridiculously drunk while retaining the reflexes of the unfortunetly sober.

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