Player: @Spawn of Santa

Character Bio

That sound. That beautiful sound.

The crunching, squishing, visceral sound of a baby seal's skull being crushed beneath the weight of my mighty club. There is nothing like it. The blood splatter gets into my hair, into my beard, onto my face.....and I never want to wash it off.

So I don't.

Dried and caked blood, a testament to my many victories and a sign of victories to come.

Baby seals are the bane of my existence and they must all be destroyed. I've come to the Rogue Isles to do just that. I have yet to find a seal here (baby or otherwise) but I know they're out there. Hiding in the sewers, skulking in the shadows....I will find them. Oh yes, I WILL FIND THEM! My vengeance will be swift and sure and their cries will echo throughout these isles!

Beware, baby seals, your end is nigh! Death has a new name and that name is.....

SealClubber!

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