44529 Truthiness Quotient Offline 42 Scrapper Natural Virtue Broad Sword Shield Defense 1 2010-08-14 14:37:59 0 1 Hero 0 The Most Hon. Sir Dr. S.T. Colbert, Esq. - It's French, Bitch. Truthiness quotient, abbreviated T.Q., is the measurement of a person's acceptance of truthicules. Its unit of measurement is the "gut-pound". A person's aversion to logic, reasoning and facts increases proportionally to increases in a person's gut-pounds, as does their acceptance of truthiness. Don't cry over spilled milk, get angry and punch a cow. Is Arizona's new immigration law racist? Not if you're the right race. The Vatican has forgiven the Beatles. That explains why the alter boys are singing, "Help!" Don't put off till tomorrow what you can do today. I meant to tell you that yesterday, but f**k it! James Cameron has been called in to help BP stop the oil spill. Soon they'll be failing in 3-D! If I come across as patronizing, maybe it's because I'm more patriotic than you. It's fleet week, the one time of the year I can get away with my snow white bell bottoms. The Supergravitastic Greatest Living American Truth Crusaders 12320040 15% 14.79022 125178855 ErynTzun 0