19081 Albert Einstein Offline 22 Controller Natural Virtue Gravity Control Force Field 1 2011-01-30 11:15:42 0 0 Hero 0 Two things are infinite: the Universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the Universe. A Murder of Ravens 197363 15% 14.98667 1033452971 Zanthyna The 0 6468 Alice of Wonderland Offline 39 Defender Mutation Virtue Sonic Resonance Electrical Blast 1 2011-03-08 05:52:14 0 0 Hero 0 You've no doubt heard my story--about how I fell down a rabbit-hole into Wonderland and had a very fantastic and surreal journey before safely returning home. Well, it's all a pack of lies! I never left Wonderland. The Queen of Hearts had me arrested and imprisoned so she could conduct horrible experiments on me. The story you read was written by a hookah addicted caterpillar in service to the Queen. I was force-fed every foul mushroom and required to drink every new tea that the Mad Hatter brewed. This unrelenting expirementation caused all manner of temporary and permanant mutations to my body and my mind. After years of such treatment, I was finally freed by a rogue card, The Joker, and sent back into the normal world. After years of horrible expirements, my mind and body have been warped from the Alice of my childhood to the Alice of Wonderland. Now, I fight injustice wherever I see it and will forever look for a chance to return to Wonderland to exact my furious revenge. A Murder of Ravens 8229702 89% 88.56497 1393621907 Zanthyna The 0 7965 Black Lipstick Offline 27 Blaster Technology Virtue Psychic Blast Mental Manipulation 1 2011-01-30 11:22:42 0 0 Hero 0 Black Lipstick is no one special, just your average, ordinary, crime-fighting goth chick with nanotechnology-infused lipstick that gives her psychokinetic powers. A Murder of Ravens 583786 22% 21.97556 1506808226 Zanthyna The 0 16711 De Mortus Offline 15 Scrapper Natural Virtue 1 2011-01-30 12:58:44 0 0 Hero 0 Death fears nothing! A Murder of Ravens 44550 6% 5.94599 370854015 Zanthyna The 0 57065 Disco Jesus Offline 8 Blaster Technology Virtue 1 2011-01-30 11:37:18 0 0 Hero 0 A funk soul brotha blast from the past. Justice will be served with an ass kicking, 70's disco style! I died for your fashion sins. A Murder of Ravens 7649 40% 39.62687 566180 Zanthyna The 0 7958 Edgar Allan Bow Offline 28 Defender Magic Virtue Trick Arrow Archery 1 2010-12-08 09:12:52 0 0 Hero 0 ..."Wretch," I cried, "thy God hath lent thee -- by these angels he hath sent thee Respite -- respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore! Quaff, oh, quaff, this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!" Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore!" "Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil! -- prophet still, if bird or devil! By that Heaven that bends above us -- by that God we both adore-- Tell this soul, with sorrow laden, if within the distant Aidenn, It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name Lenore -- Clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore?" Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore." "Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!" I shrieked, upstarting -- "Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore! Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken! Leave my loneliness unbroken! -- quit the bust above my door!" I took an arrow from out my quiver, and shot that bird from off my door! And thus died the raven, Nevermore! A Murder of Ravens 785075 58% 57.57936 31789211 Zanthyna The 0 7962 Maiden Blood Offline 7 Scrapper Magic Virtue Broad Sword Shield Defense 1 2011-01-30 11:25:15 0 0 Hero 0 I was once an ordinary girl living a happy, though uninspired, life. I never knew that my birth had been foretold by a terrifying prophecy in the Necronomicon. Every 666 years a child is born with the Eldritch Mark. I am that child. The prophecy says that on my 17th birthday, I must prepare myself to be the virgin bride of an ancient evil. Cthulhu, the most feared of all the Great Old Ones, will awaken in a rage to spread disease across the world. The Dread Cthulhu will rise when I lose my virginity or when I go 13 days without covering myself in the blood of others. I don't know if the prophecy is true, but the last time a child was born with the Eldritch Mark was The Black Death. "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" (In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming) A Murder of Ravens 4670 2% 1.69231 4792292 Zanthyna The 0 49754 Spoons of Artemis Offline 1 Blaster Technology Virtue 1 2010-08-20 12:27:38 0 0 Hero 0 A Murder of Ravens 0 0% 0.00000 0 Zanthyna The 0 57063 Studded Leather Offline 28 Scrapper Natural Virtue Spines Dark Armor 1 2011-01-30 11:33:50 0 0 Hero 0 Eugene Periwinkle was just an ordinary man working a dead-end Wal-Mart job. He spent his free time listening to Michael Bolton and helping his grandma knit sweaters. One day while out shopping for a Backstreet Boys CD, the music store employee gave him Marilyn Manson and the Spooky Kids by mistake. After listening to the record just once, poor, impressionable Eugene Periwinkle became hoplessly obsessed. He lost himself to a new life of bondage, sadism, and the Occult (though he still enjoys knitting with his grandmother). Dissatisfied with the submissives he found in the underground B&D scene, he decided to take his love for inflicting pain to the next level and he became a superhero so he could legally inflict pain on criminals (thanks to Paragon City's lax vigilante laws). A Murder of Ravens 791356 61% 61.34833 1005255794 Zanthyna The 0 7955 TEH CAPSLOCK NINJA Offline 21 Scrapper Technology Virtue Dual Blades Willpower 1 2011-01-31 05:20:35 0 0 Hero 0 CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. OMGWTFLOLBBQ!!!1!11!111ONEONEONE A Murder of Ravens 177757 64% 64.27222 603734711 Zanthyna The 0 16710 Zanthyna Offline 17 Blaster Magic Virtue Fire Blast Ninjitsu 1 2010-12-08 09:14:04 0 0 Hero 0 Born to nomadic midget Eskimos, Zanthyna spent her early years alone until she was old enough to begin studying to become an igloo structural engineer. But,while attending classes at M.I.I.T. (Massechusettes Institute of Igloo Technology), she came to learn that she really hated the cold. One morning, while making waffle-quesedillas, she accidentally started a kitchen fire. Unfortunately for her, the kitchen just happened to be in the middle of the M.I.I.T. research lab full of toxic waste and gamma radiation. The same lab that, durring previous accidents, created the heroes The Waffler, Nuclear Kitchen Man, and Fruit Loops Girl (who was sued by Kelloggs and forced to change her name to Fruity Ring Cereal Girl). Luckily, she was unaffected by the kitchen fire and remained a normal person until an Ouiji game gone bad gave her the ability to start fires. Shortly after that, she discovered that she could make a living "arresting" petty criminals by burning them with 10,000 degree flames. A Murder of Ravens 80286 77% 76.59561 857172899 Zanthyna The 0