67805 Smackey Offline 50 Scrapper Natural Virtue 1 2010-07-01 00:45:54 0 0 Hero 0 ((RPer)) Master of Stooge Do, Tickle Fu and the Slap Stick Practitioner of Boozitsu Failure at romance, finance, and the social skills _________________________ Glossary of Smack Talk : "Who asked you?"...Thanks "I care?"............................ You're welcome "What's it to ya?"...Nice to meet you "Ta bub".........................Fare well friend "S.O.B. " ............................Good show chap "Sombeetch !"............This is fun! These are typical examples and not exact translations. _____________________________________ Smackey claims his style is ,"... handed down from ancient buffoons" and "...the ancestor of both the martial sport of Savate and the Jesters art of schtick". The Boneyard 39149119 100% 100.00000 40598202 discaimer 0 67790 Standup Demon Offline 50 Controller Magic Virtue 1 2010-07-04 16:32:41 0 0 Hero 0 Banished from Hell for bringing joy to the soul of Chico Marx. The Standup has vowed to never be funny again and continues tormenting evil doers. ((That's all you need. )) The Standup was a hell clown with the perfect job. He tormented comedians in the afterlife. Thousands of impressionists, standup and sketch comics were his audience suffering the worst jokes ever told and retold while hundreds more waited endlessly in the wings. Then he got a laugh. The "day" Hell froze over is really more like an event/place in eternity. The funny joke he told linked the Standup to the proverbial snowball granting the hellstorm powers that augment his innate hellclowness. Exiled from hell, inelligible for heaven and now mortal the Standup is looking for another afterlife option, preferrably one with a niteclub. (Tattoo on arm "Xavi") The Boneyard 39149119 100% 100.00000 10350532 discaimer Famous Frightening 0