Player: Errants

Character Bio

I'm Spicy. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later.

I play in a band, we're the best in the land,
We're big in both Chelsea and France.
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar,
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance.
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty.
These other gals mean nothing to me.
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night,
Cause I'm more than a handful, you'll see!
I can bench press a car, I'm an ex-football star,
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale.
Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine,
I've had far better --- while in jail!
I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour.
I cook the world's best duck flambe!
I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me,
I don't need these lines to get laid.
I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight,
See my figure was chiseled from stone.
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home,
Come last call, I'm never alone.

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