Player: Comrade

Character Bio

Old McDonald, who was a child of Amish and Scottish decent, once had a farm; but after a bizarre accident with a barrel of highly flammable experimental liquid bio-organic fertilizer produced by Monsanto Seeds and Dow Chemical and a lightning strike, his body was bonded with fire and the seeds of the tomato plants he was sewing, permanently mutating his DNA and giving him control over the element of fire. He was also inexplicably given control over the energies which govern the physical universe in the form of kinetic control. For some unknown reason, he was made to have extremely sensitive hearing and the sounds of the farm (moo, moo, oink oink, etc) drove him from his agrarian roots. Jebediah now wanders the world, an old hero looking for wrongs to right every time evil DNA pirates like Monsanto or anyone of their ilk rear their ugly heads.

Badge Tracking