Player: Dakkaface

Character Bio

I'z a big mek 'o WAAAGGHH Zagblitz - I wuz building a tellyporta gate when some zoggin grot got stuck in the mega-wozzits.  I pulled da git out, but da gate fired up wen I did.  Alla sudden, I'z on dis 'ere humie world.  

Anyway, dey sez dat dere aint no orkz here, dat I'z from annuver dimenshun or sumfing.  Deez humies in da bright colors, dey gave me a choice, see.  Either I gets to be a nob for da humies, an krump all da strongest uppity grots & nobz, or I gets stuck inna cell an' get ta do nuffin. HAH! Wuz an easy pick, dat wuz.

Well dey gave me sum gubbins and I still got me toolz, so I'z bodged up some tin'eads ta watch me back, I got me kustom blasta workin again, and I got me kustom force field up an runnin.  You humies watch out, I'z gonna make dis town proppa orky!

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