Player: @Spawn of Santa

Character Bio

So here's the thing: My Pop is Santa Claus. Yup, THE Santa Claus. Lemme tell ya pal, it wasn't easy growing up in the shadow of an icon like that. He knew when I was sleepin', he knew when I was awake....I couldn't take a frickin' dump in that house without the old man knowin' about it! "Be good for goodness' sake," He'd tell me. All the freakin' time! What a stupid saying!

Even the Elves used ta give me a hard time. They called me "lazy" & "good-fer-nuthin'." Heck, the only one in that house that even treated me like I was worth a damn was my Ma & she wasn't even my real Ma!

I found out at the age o' 16 that my Dad had a fling with some chick from "down under" & I was the result. Every time I tried to ask the old man about my real mom, he'd just chuckle & say "She was a hell of a gal!"

A hell of a gal.

Whatever, you fat bastard.

So now I've struck out on my own & even got my own posse.

Whether you've been naughty or nice, this Santa is gonna deliver just one thing to ya: PAIN!

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